prosthetics | The Chempound Round Robin: Generation 10, Part 1 (Reply)

HEY, YO! Long time no see, round robin participants! We are on the 10th generation, and I've taken it up as I've seen no messages from our original 10th generation arbitor. Last time, we were faced with the random and sudden deaths of the other two heir prospects, leaving only one! Piperazine Urea, come on down!

This is Piper. Piper is someone who likes bright colors, sunshine, and jumping rope. She's also a little egotistical and it is all about her. Always. Hence the generation challenge! (I honestly didn't expect it to work out so perfectly!):

You can't control anyone in the household aside from your heir. You truly are surrounded by idiots.

This is where she'll be living.
Piper: Wait. I'm going to be living in that hovel? Where are the mansions, the cars? The hot guys?
This is what $20,000 gets you. You're lucky you have a TV at all.

But of course, life of the scattered heir is hard I suppose and she of course acts in spite by reading.
Such a pain in the ass.
Piper: Hey!

Piper is forced to obtain a job as a gumshoe, as she needs a phone. (It wasn't exactly at the top of my list of priorities.)
Piper: Well it was at mine!
Popularity sims.
Anyway, since she has work to do, she's not home to greet the welcome wagon. What a shame, Voluminous would undoubtedly bring gr8 genes to the family.
Piper: Why'd you spell it like that?
Piper, has anyone ever told you that you're a pain in the butt?

She does have an affinity for the TV, she just likes to put me on.

Skilling is indeed in order. She's not just gonna sit around a gumshoe forever. Besides, she wants to be a journalist..someday.

Not having a phone, with a combination of no visitors, Piper soon gets a call from the social bunny.
Piper: Yo. I don't think anyone's ever told you this, but dressing up as a bunny stops being cute at age 4.
Social Bunny: Maybe you're right, but I'm still the cool kid on the block right now. I'm the only one you can talk to, so hop to it. LOLOL, see what I did there? HOP TO IT? I kill myself!
Piper: Christ almighty what have I done to deserve this!

Piper is the first sim I've played that I've gotten chance cards right on (without that aspiration award.)

Slowly, she gets to know the neighborhood.

(

kkkayleighh )

Reilly (genderswapped, by

brilliantcat )

Marina (

dorkasaur_sims )

Now, armed with a telephone and acquaintances, Piper never spends an evening alone.

(the blond is Maximillian by

niloublue )

But, she still goes to bed alone.
Piper: HEY! There is nothing wrong with that. I am not some slut to be passed among friends!
I agree, but you gotta have children. Married or not. One guy or not.

So Piper sets out to meet guys that she'll have chemistry with. (Sorry Riley and Max, but you just don't got what it takes.)

But Marina kept calling every five minutes.
Piper: Well thanks Marina, I appreciate that, but I think I've got about everything I need. I'll keep that in mind though. Listen, can I call you back later? MUCH later?

Piper met up with a great uncle.
Laurens is Ludvig's brother, and Ludvig contributed to our first 5 heir choices. Alternate universes are a gr8 thing.

Um, weirdly enough, they have 2 bolts of chemistry. That is the most Piper has had with anyone thus far.

All of the chatting on the computer saw a breakdown.

Piper met another boy. I don't know what the deal is, there are so many guys in the neighborhood, but she can't stand any of them except for Laurens! What's going on!

Even David (

smustleparty ) is confused.

But he gives her yet more stuff, so I can't really be mad about how social she has to be.

But it's starting to cut into her World of Warcraft time and it's pissing her off.

So she has a party.
Piper: And it was bitchin'.
Keep telling yourself that sweetheart.
I see you're going to bed alone again.
Piper: Why do people always want more from you? Can't ever be pleased...

since Piper has nothing better to do, she paints.

Shet met Venus one night, and I've decided that after two sims weeks, I'm about to lose it. Venus is going to be it. Regardless of chemistry.

Things move at a slow pace, as is to be expected when two sims have absolutely no chemistry at all.

But I get results, gosh darn it!

Venus is moving in.

And then more guys show up.

fjsiofjlkwsefmjsodjfk WHY.

Due to Piper's "advanced" age, I buy her some lifejuice.

Two servings ought to be good enough. +6 days.

It could still just be the stomach flu...

WE HAVE LIFT OFF
AWW YEE

That awkward moment when you receive the love note you sent to your girlfriend two weeks ago.

I was finally able to get Piper some pregnancy approved clothes.

I don't understand the weather channel.

Since Venus is out of my control, he spends his time outside in his grimy pajamas, playing chess.

Piper seriously loves the weather channel.

She loves it so much that's she still perplexed about the appearance of rain outside when the weather man has been talking about it all day.

Piper is the lone responsible adult in this house. She's in charge of friends and money. Venus is just background noise.

With baby imminent, marriage seemed like a good idea. Not like Piper's gonna kick him out.
Piper: He sucks in bed so bad.
Chemistry isn't exactly a false term. I told you to find someone.