The Chempound Round Robin: Generation 10, Part 3

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Oh God. It's like I can't be stopped.
Third update this weekend? Is this a record? For me, definitely.

Last time:
The Urea's were burgled!
Piper got Hyde into private school with flying colors.
It became apparent that Piper and Venus were expecting.
They adopted Waggles.
 

I didn't end with a cliffhanger, but let's begin with a birth.



It's another boy. C'mon Piper, give Venus a pep talk or something, he just keeps pumping out boys.



He's named Bromoethane. Ethan for short.



During his birth, this is what Venus was doing. He doesn't like kids I don't think.



Even Oralia was more excited than he was, and she barely knows anyone in this family.



The next morning, Piper has returned to work and we're back on schedule as far as working goes. Except that Formaldehyde didn't do his homework last night, so Waggles is tearing it apart today.
I don't think Hyde's teacher will believe that his dog ate it.



Hyde: Hey mom! Games++
Your relationships and enthusiasms increase at the wrong time. Every time.



These moments are extremely rare, so I savor them. They rarely sleep and wake up during the same span of time.



What a witch. That's the kids only means of entertainment!



Evil Alien Maid: I don't care. This isn't a charity, you don't have the money to pay me, my kids will enjoy this TV as much as these kids.



I think Venus is a safe bet, Piper.
Piper: Oh shove off!



Before long, it's time for Ethan's birthday.



Such great genes. I don't like where I genticized that tone, but it's too late now :p



the pregnancy scanner insists there are twins in there.
I hope one of them is a girl.



the second pop doesn't look any bigger than the first.



Hyde grew up!
Hyde: Yep. I was right, I grew up scarred. My mother traipsing the house in her underwear is still a regular sight too!
No one likes a whiner, Hyde.



Oh geez. I really need to find some untuckable replacements for those shirts. And you're gonna be wearing this the whole time..usfjsoi
Hyde: What's wrong with the way I'm dressed? Girls dress this way all the time!
Only one problem, you're not a girl, and belly bearing shirts on guys aren't exactly attractive. It's one thing for you to reach upward and your shirt goes with you, but when it's made this way...



Fuck me sideways.



Piper: Hey, I think I'm leaking over here!
Venus: Ugh, why does this keep happening to me? My life sucks!
Piper: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU VENUS.



First is a boy. He's named Threonine.



SECOND IS ALSO A BOY.
He's named Methonine.



Ethan: I sense a disturbance in the force.
That would be the birth of your siblings.



Venus: My life is terrible, why am I here? -manly tears-
Maybe if you did stuff you wanted to do then maybe you wouldn't be so miserable.



Bromoethane childed up
Ethan: I figured there wasn't much point in remaining a toddler with two new babies. No ones gonna be cooing over me anyway.





Piper is doing just fine in her career, in case you were wondering. And so is Waggles.



Threonine is a toddler. Yay.



And so is Methonine. I'm willing to ignore Venus' crazy arms if you are.



Now that they're toddlers, they're much too hard to keep track of. Piper needs time to work on her skills!
Piper: Besides, these kids stole my eye color. I was the only blue-eyed person in the house until them!
Are you serious. Just stop. You're not making the reader sympathize with you.

Anyway, with all the kids, you get a lot of toilet playing



And a lot of football in rainstorms.



When Hyde's mom isn't hogging the mirror, he is.





Threonine is my favorite. Don't tell anyone.



At some point, the family got a lamp. It wasn't Piper, but I'm not even going to tempt myself by clicking on the others.



Oops. Guess my genie doesn't like my new defaults.



Venus made a friend.



And I fed Piper more elixir.



Lots more.
+9 days



Gee. I wonder why that is.



This is mostly what Venus does these days. That volleyball is his only companion!



For some reason, Hyde likes to do this right after his brother has eaten.



Which usually ends with puke in the garden.



AGAIN?



The cop was at least effective this time. He caught the guy.
Piper: Good thing too, as an investigative journalist, I could tear apart his career.





The twins grow up yet again.



And I fed her even more elixir. Can't be tamed.



With her place in the journalism world secured, Piper takes a few days off. She sets back into teaching Waggles a thing or too so that she can get promoted.
Piper: I swear, if I have to keep falling over, this dog is going back to the pound.



And for the first time in 17 years*, Venus can reclaim the computer and the house for a day.





When you run out of food in the house 1 hour before the headmaster is due to arrive



He's their friend..right..? He'll give them a break...? Maybe?



Nailed it.



Remember Venus' friend?



2 bolts!
Oh what is going to happen! The suspense!

I'm pretty sure we all know what's going to happen.

*each year = 1 sim day.
I know, it's entirely unproportionate, but it's the only way I feel my sims will have lived long-ish lives. Besides, Formaldehyde is nearly an adult. It has to have been a long time.