Nanette, Likely: 2.1

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Hello! It's been awhile, hasn't it? Sorry about that. After the last update I got sick, and then I had family visiting, and then I was sick again, It's been a hodge podge of ridiculous things, one right after the other. BUT I ALSO WAS WORKING ON THE SPARE HOUSEHOLD! It should be up directly after this update! And by directly I mean 40 minutes to an hour from now! I'm crazy, not wonderwoman. I haven't written the comments for the pictures yet...but they are uploaded and waiting, as are these, so let's get to it!

Katricia: (sneebsey) You know, the American Bald-Headed Eagle is a majestic and beautiful creature.
Nanette: You're not even from this country. Get out of my office.
Katricia: No, I'm not from here, but I was here before you were.

ooh, burn.



Carina: I sense a disturbance in the force.
It was probably just the results of the heir poll coming in.



Eleanor: Why are we doing this?
Nanette: Mom wants a happy family picture.
Eleanor: Does she understand that we're anything but a happy family?
Nanette: Trust me, I tried explaining it to her.



This is why elders shouldn't wake up at midnight just because their energy bar is full, because then they fall asleep at 2 in the afternoon.



Bitch, you trippin'. Eleanor doesn't work.



But Carina does! I wish I could fly a broom...it looks like such fun. And Harry Potter always looks like he's enjoying himself. But I hate heights so, mileage may vary.



Eleanor is the only bath fiend in the house. I don't fully understand her fascination with baths. Everyone else is much more practical and takes showers.



Rushton ([Bad username: alleliua/]alleliua), wow.



Things have been going quite well between the two, in case you're wondering, though date nights are rare...as Nanette is a very prominent attorney.



But hey, mazal tov!



Eleanor doesn't like this development at all.
Eleanor: Ugh, we knew him when we were kids!
Yeah, but he's eternally immortal! At least until right now! Now he gets to age and die! Awesome.

Doesn't townie life seem chill?



Ooh, the first appearance of the family sim gardener. Her thirst for children will not be abated.

And I don't meant that in a pedophilic way.



Eleanor and Bromine talk on the phone still. He finally gave in to the chase.



Nanette might actually be annoyed with Rushton, and they only just started living together.



Nanette's not a very touchy-feely individual. If she wakes up at night with Rushton spooning her, she might lose it.



But luckily he broke away first to say goodbye to her sisters, and she didn't notice a thing as she hopped out of bed.
Nanette: I will only miss Eleanor. And only a little bit. There's only room for one red-head in this house.



With the entourage moved out, Nanette found it as time to propose.
Nanette: You're the only guy I've found who's not revolting, and I'm kind of okay with you, will you be my wife?
Uh, Nanette?
Nanette: Or husband. Whichever noun you prefer. I just get confused sometimes, since I'm the one with the job and you're the one who stays home all day doing nothing.
Bitter?



Rushton and Charlie get along rather swimmingly. I don't fully understand. And then I realized that Rushton might actually be putting moves on Charlie. I think they have a bolt or something.



Nanette believes in practicing speeches in front of the mirror the night before.
Nanette: And sir, as you can see by the startling amount of evidence, this firm is quite sexist. If I'm not made a partner by the end of the week, I will take all of this to the grand jury."
Nanette.
You are only an attorney. Your ambitious bitch is showing.



Tuesday~
Time for a challenge. Or not.



Oh crap. Guess who Rushton also has two bolts for.



Bekah: Bye honey, have a good time at school.
Nanette: Oh for the love of...



With the new era of ~Nanette~ it was time to re-do the house. I like re-doing the house. Sometimes.



Much more homely.



Rushton, you are so creepy.
Rushton: ~Creeper love is deeper love~
You need to STOP.



All of a sudden, Bekah decided that the fit life was for her. She's not fat, just average, but perhaps it was the attentions of her soon-to-be son-in-law?



Nanette is marking her territory in the law field, and Charlie is buffing out his cooking skill. It's about time, considering his one true hobby is cuisine.



I think Nanette is getting more comfortable with touching. I'm no rocket scientist, but it seems to me that Rushton is a very touchy-feely kind of guy.



Rushton: I want her to look at me like she did before I moved in. But how?
Nanette: Charisma is the most useless of the skills due to the methods through which it's practiced. In front of a mirror? Please, that in no way helps prepare you for the real thing.



No, this isn't ACR. This is my impatience showing. God dammit.



Finally! I've never seen the Science hobby lot before!



Bekah was the one who got me here. Who would've guessed that her one true hobby was science? She had to watch a shit-load of the weather channel though. Had I not turned off headlines, I would've lost it.

I made her stay until she maxed her enthusiasm. It's hard to build science enthusiasm, okay!



Mostly she messed around on this dummy. In fact, that's one of the very few things that the science lot has to offer. EA, I can't believe you half-assed the science hobby. You are clearly a bunch of lame jocks! Where's the chemistry set! Even The Sims had chemistry sets!



The hobby guy stood over her shoulder the whole time giving her advice. No one else was visiting the lot, so I guess that's all he could do.



Back home, Bekah was forced to make salad.
Bekah: I am starving, and you want me to eat leaves!?
Yes. You're a vegetarian this week, and you've been eating grilled cheese your whole life. Psst, don't tell her that cheese is okay.



Bekah: What the hell is this.



Nanette didn't mind the salad too much.
Nanette: Holy shit, this is the worst week to be a vegetarian ever. I am craving a burger so bad right now!
You've never even eaten a burger!



Op.



Aw, da butler is so handy. Then again..he's the simpleton who broke the dishwasher in the first place.



Nanette: So, we meet again!



Nanette: Crap. Couldn't you just wait a few hours? Nooo, you had to pop now. Now I have to go shove myself into my wedding dress and suck it in. God I hope I can suck it in.



Everyone showed up to the party in pairs. [Bismuth ([Bad username: racing_oatmeal/]racing_oatmeal) and Charlie ([Bad username: maytesims/]maytesims)]



Eleanor showed up with Boniform ([Bad username: alleliua/]alleliua), and Bonnie ([Bad username: maytesims/]maytesims) showed up with Bromine ([Bad username: racing_oatmeal/]racing_oatmeal).

I sense drama. Eleanor won't admit it, but she's crushing on Bromine so hard.



Of course, Katricia and Carina showed up together, though Carina probably would've preferred to stay home and get drunk.
Carina: Oh, it's fine, there's an open bar at this thing. I intend to get wasted here.



After a good amount of time has passed, and the guests have mingled (aka, Nanette managed to finally get into her dress) the wedding starts.



Bonnie is incredibly amused, and Carina is just eying the open bar. Charlie, however is preoccupied with the clouds.
Charlie: That ones looks like a dragon!



Eleanor is the only one who looks happy.
Eleanor: I'm just leaving a smile plastered on my face all day no matter how broken I am inside.
Oh, Ellie. I'm sorry Bromine came with someone else.







And then Rushton was off to work! Yes, he got a job.
Nanette: Not a very good one. I'm embarrassed right now.
Nanette. Stop it.



After Carina has slugged back a few, she goes into the house and starts dancing.



Nanette changes into something more comfortable, shovels some salad into her gullet...



And then is fast asleep. She managed to get all of this out of the way before the guests made it into the house.



Everyone seemed to have a lot more fun once she was asleep.



Even if Bekah and Carina were the only ones in sync.





Rushton arrived home just in time, and Nanette ran to the limo.



Fucking kids.
Oh wait. There were no kids.



Charlie is rather nonplussed about his middle child's marriage. He seems nonchalant about most things, actually.



Except for this, I guess.



Nanette hates being on maternity leave. She's not sure if there is anything that she despises more.



Oh great.



I bought Ruston a synth machine, because all he does is follow Bekah around heart farting over her.



Bekah: Wow honey, you're finished already? I made a cake. Would you like some?
Nanette: No mother, cakes take eggs. We're vegetarians, remember?
Bekah: Oh, I see.
Bekah is a dementia patient. Don't judge her.



You saw it here first folks! ACR has finally kicked in!



God dammit.